Hair

A furry thing that gets into your face when you sleep and grows on some living creature. It can also grow in your nose. Hair will get tangled and ruin your life, but it’s a great addition to your life!

My hair got stuck in someone’s zipper while I was in the hallway, I’m bald now.

by Person who dreams a lot September 23, 2019

hair

that thing that everyone (usually) has.

WHY DO YOU HAVE NO HAIR?

by zulumike April 20, 2020

HAIR

Not really caring or worry about a matter at hand. An person with long hair or no crispy cut doesn't care about how they look, so one would say Long Hair Don't care or simply "hair" for short.

Rob: Bro, your girl what totally hitting on some guy last night..."
Todd: I don't really care, its my Hair.

Hank: Class starts in 5 minutes man, you are about to be late again...
Elliott: It's really my hair, that class is retarded anyway.

by yoboyIU October 29, 2011

Hair

Something very popular in the 80's.

Hair.

by that man over there. October 8, 2011

hair

The only thing preventing you from giving your girlfriend a facial.

Beth: Don't cum on my hair! I just went to the hairdresser yesterday! *fixes hair*
Bill: (Bitch...)

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

Hairs

This is not a misprint it is hairs with an s. It means public hair.

John pulled out some of Kathy's hairs.

by Deep blue 2012 August 11, 2010

/hair

Slash hair: to get one's hair cut.

(Chat room)
Guy 1: one sec, sending the pic now
Guy 2: wow
Guy 2: /hair?
Guy 1: yea
Guy 3: omg haha
Guy 2: u may wanna think about getting ur money back

by NOT MY REAL NAME AT ALL November 26, 2009