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Man 1: “OMG, that bitch is coming over to brag about his “straight” boyfriend”.

Man 2: “I can’t stand that slut. Internalized homophobia’’s wiki has his name under the “see other” in MLA the references”

Man 3: “So my man wants to chill but only if it’s gay_”

Man 2: “You can get to stepping. You’re bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar and you are not coming here and playing Gold Star Queen!!

Man 1: “Bye!!!”
by 467877fdfg March 29, 2018
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grabbing a chocolate bar

offensive term:

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called ^licking vanilla ice cream).

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.
do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Uncle Dimma October 18, 2014
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Cutting up a Snickers bar

To perform any sexual act on a desk, involving actual nuts, or with specific attention paid to the testicles.

If the act is oral, also known as a Snickersjob.
As there was little to do that day, and not many people were around, Dwayne and Jason decided to ask Johanna if she felt like cutting up a Snickers bar
by JCN-connection July 20, 2009
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grabbing a chocolate bar

semi-offensive term :

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Uncle Dimma July 11, 2014
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Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.
Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.
by jentlemangack December 4, 2020
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Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
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That's a fiber bar

What you say when someone says or answers with something ridiculous or straight up stupid.
That guy answered the question wrong, "That's a fiber bar!"
by That_one_guy_ July 8, 2017
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