joey newton

a fagit

joey newton is a big gaye fagit

by big cock rick December 18, 2018

Newton Abbot

A tiny little town in south devon where everyone knows and has probably slept with everyone by the age of 15 which is made up of...
1. ASDA
2. Charity shops
3. Old people
4. Chavs
5. Skaters
6. Pubs
and..... that's about it

Lets go to Newton Abbot today......

What will we do?
Lets go to Asda?
Yaaaaaay!

by S.17 December 2, 2011

ham newton

To indulge in an activity to the highest degree.

Mike Guzzi shouldn’t of smoked so much last night. He was really going ham Newton!

by Auto February 23, 2019

Upper Newton

A person who never gives up no matter what!

Priscilla never gives up in her life she is a upper Newton!

by Joecrash396 June 17, 2018

Newton Faulkner

The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D

You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.

Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.

by Millstaa February 18, 2009

Isaac Newton

Father of Science, King of Pwn. Was integral (get it) in the development of Calculus and by extension much of modern Mathematics and Physics. Formulated Laws of Motion, an understanding of gravity and also noted some interesting stuff about light. Went to Trinity College Cambridge and possed a still largely mysterious power over apples. The unit of force is also named after him.

Hey an apple just fell on my head, DAMN THAT NEWTON!!

If Isaac newton touches a body of mass 1 kg it will begin to move with an acceleration of 1 metre per second squared.

Newton was strolling down the beach and found a pebble; on it was written "F = ma".

by Javal April 26, 2008

Isaac Newton

The deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space.

An item in motion stays in motion unless acted on by an outside force. As you may already know, outer space is empty. When you fire a slug from an Everest-class dreadnought, it accelerates to 3% to 3.3% of the speed of light and impacts with more force than the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima. That slug will not stop until it hits something - be it the ship you're supposed to be aiming at, an asteroid, or a planet on the other side of the galaxy. You are ruining someone's day somewhere at some point in time. For this reason, ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE!

by Zero Beat October 26, 2011