1.Somebody (preferably male) who performs the act of masturbation regularly.
2. An insult used to describe someone as a "frequent masturbator ".
2. An insult used to describe someone as a "frequent masturbator ".
by ╮(─▽─)╭ October 25, 2017
Tosser: some wanker who asks too many questions all in one quick asf sentence, doesn’t reply to your snaps and thinks little fat lamb is the shit.
by Messedwonder May 06, 2018
Tosser (ˈtȯsER, ˈtäsER): n. a person that is the future of their industry, of or related to the arts or business. 2. a group of curators, artists, designers, bloggers, business owners, and visionaries 3. A trendsetter by nature.
Our generation is a generation of tossers, a community of driven and revolutionary thinkers, who are creating a culture fueled by a combination of business and the arts.
by Tosser January 25, 2013
by Sprytly December 08, 2009
V. Tosser, one who tosses an object or thing. Most commonly implied as an insulate in Britain for one who masturbates, similar to the American slang word “jerk”
Also see wanker
Also see wanker
by Lucy May 30, 2003
A word used to describe an unsavory, contemptible person. Can also refer to the temporary actions of someone. Tosser is much the same as wanker but doesn't necessarily have to refer to the literal meaning of one who masturbates. Similar but more of a cousin to asshole.
"I hope Vicktor doesn't come tonight, he is a right tosser when he drinks"
"You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"
"You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"
by Kall- April 05, 2008
An absolute nobody, somebody who u wouldn't even go through the effort of pissin on if they were on fire, a real loser, wot a twat!
"Hey look at that guy on fire"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"
by The Z man January 13, 2006