.99

Another way of say tight, sweet, and wicked awesome. Deriving from the word cool, .99 has become a popular word among high school students on the west coast of the United States

Man that ride is so .99!
you look really .99 man!
That guitar riff was totally .99!
you're really .99!

by Aaron and Michelle March 22, 2009

99 %

99 % is the Absolute worst thing in geometry dash Especially When it is the hardest level Tartarus

Bob died at 99 % on Tartarus

by incylix February 21, 2021

99 Entries

99 Entries — the entry Mindhunter Profiler entered into The Urban Dictionary on April 6th 2023 to enter his 100th definition. This entry is based on a play of words utilizing the title of the JZ Song 99 Problems.

I’ve got 99 entries but but I want an even one hundred.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023

99 Ranch

A place where you find the worst drivers and the scantiest bathrooms. People take up the whole aisle where you can't get passed. The shopping carts never roll straight and end up veering off to the side. People are very rude and disrespectful as they don't allow the ideal amount of personal space.

Homie 1: Yo homie, you ready to take your driving test at 99 Ranch?
Homie 2: Yeah cuh

by Rich Gucci Flex June 24, 2018

99 cent store

A store where everything costs 99¢.

"Dude, I got us some lunch for 99¢!"
"Dude, don't eat that shit."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

99% of our DNA

Chimps share 99% of our DNA. Big deal. Bananas share 98%. Enough DNA stats already.

Dude 1: Wow man did you know that chimpanzees and orang utans and shit share 99% of our DNA?
Dude 2: See that cucumber I just shoved up your ass?
Dude 1: Yup.
Dude 2: 97%.

by PearlFly January 28, 2013

99% sure

A phrase used when you think something is right but you really don't know jack shit.

Guy 1: Is my wife home from here business trip yet? I'm planning on bringin' some chicks over for a party.

Guy 2: I'm 99% sure she isn't.

Wife: I've been here all fucking day you asshole.

by Jay Danger April 24, 2008