after-hours workplace food heists

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

After Sex Glow

The warm glow on a woman face after being thoroughly satisfied by the act of sex.

Also abbreviated at "ASG".

Jarod: Dang, Ashley looks great!

Addie: Her man just left the apartment, she has that after sex glow.

by Chodious Maximus October 4, 2015

After Dinner Shit

The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.

Frank ate a whole cheesecake. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...

by stefan,luis January 24, 2009

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck

simply the best comeback in any situation ever

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010

After Midnight Project

After Midnight Project, commonly abbreviated AMP, is a rock band hailing from Los Angeles, California. Amp consists of vocalist, Jason Evigan, guitarists Christian Meadows and Spencer Bastian, Bassist TJ Armstrong, and Drummer, Dan Morris. AMP released a self-titled EP in 2005, and then another in 2007, entitled 'The Becoming'. They were then signed by Universal Motown Records. Upon being signed, they entered the studio with John Feldmann and recored a full-length album entitled 'Lets Build Something to Break' which is set for release on August 11, 2009.

Currently, After Midnight Project is playing Van's Wapred Tour to promote they're upcoming album. Their live performance is incredible and they always keep their fans updated on what they're doing, so be sure to keep an eye open for this rising band and check out a show next time they're playing near you.

by Var Effing Sinler July 22, 2009

after prom date

the person you hook up with after prom when its not your prom date

john is going to prom with Lisa but his after prom date is Jessica.

by igotyobitchdoingsplitsonmydick June 26, 2016

after the jump

Fucking irritating, dated, web 2.0-esque phrase, occasionally found on wired or engadget.

Anyone using this supposes that their audience isn't familiar with the concept of a hyperlink, or attempts to make the act of clicking on one some kind of novel or interesting internet superhighway 'experience'. Fuck off you gigantic cunts.

<big block of shit here>

More photos of <shit> after the jump! Click on through! More pics after the break! I'm a gigantic prick!

<links here>

by doganuses September 12, 2007