A TOOL who is USED to SPREAD psychopathic records rhetoric, a cult member, someone who can be USED to influence others into being "Down wit the clown"..Aka.buy merchandise and cd's and influence all your other friends to do the same cause its "Cool".. Musical Brainwashing. Low IQ. NO self confidence. there are exceptions some of you are smart but it doesn't matter because the majority rules, and your fam is 99% STANKIN RETARDED.
Look at this Juggalo defending psychopathic records, dont they know they are just coming off as a retarded tool.
by IlluminatiKilla420 January 04, 2011
A fan of ICP. Easily identified by having numerous ridiculous large-sized Isane Clown Posse stickers on a rusty ford escort or dodge shadow. Usually accompanied by a 2 liter of Faygo. Generally skeezy in nature, usually escorted by underage female or "juggahoe". A high concentration of Juggalo's reside in rural areas in michigan, although Juggalo's are found throughout the United States and Canada.
"A bunch of Juggalo's in line for the ICP halloween funhouse verbally assulted me while I was at the stoplight at Park and Kalamazoo!"
by nsmi327 September 06, 2006
Juh-guh-low adjective; The personification of reverse evolution when applied to an individual already possessing the character and attributes of a complete and total Neanderthal. The absolute lowest form of human life whose filthy appearance and lack of intelligence and moral compass is ineffectively camouflaged by a layer of sheep cum disguised as clown makeup.
Made possible by society's legal restriction from throwing its inept, useless, destructive members into a pit full of hungry, irate alligators. Usually travel in packs to avoid the general disdain and violent tendency that good civilians have towards child molesters, spousal abusers and pregnant druggies.
United in their desire for methamphetamine, welfare checks, and butt sex from their leaders, the Insane Clown Posse, who have renounced them several times although Juggalos are not intelligent enough to discern this from the painfully simplistic lyrics they worship.
Made possible by society's legal restriction from throwing its inept, useless, destructive members into a pit full of hungry, irate alligators. Usually travel in packs to avoid the general disdain and violent tendency that good civilians have towards child molesters, spousal abusers and pregnant druggies.
United in their desire for methamphetamine, welfare checks, and butt sex from their leaders, the Insane Clown Posse, who have renounced them several times although Juggalos are not intelligent enough to discern this from the painfully simplistic lyrics they worship.
1. Farmer's wife: "I heard a hell of a racket in the barn last night. Is everything alright?"
Farmer: "God Damn Juggalos trying to blow the sheep again, I painted the walls with their brains. Thank God for my trusty shotgun."
2. Sherlock Holmes: "I dare say, Watson, I simply cannot deduce whether that clown-painted poof is male, female or if it is simply a smoking manatee with a hideous skin condition and appalling taste in fashion."
Watson: "Very good sir, shall we kill it before it reproduces?"
3. Jesus: "I have died on the cross and overcome death so that you may be cleansed of your sin and walk with Him in the Kingdom of Heaven. And the Bible sayeth: No Juggalo fags allowed."
4. Juggalo: "Whoop whoop MCL family, lets butt-pork until society stops hatin' on us."
Normal citizen: *BANG* "Got one, high five!"
5. Juggalo: "Hatters gonna hat"
Me: "Fuck my life, the human race is doomed"
Farmer: "God Damn Juggalos trying to blow the sheep again, I painted the walls with their brains. Thank God for my trusty shotgun."
2. Sherlock Holmes: "I dare say, Watson, I simply cannot deduce whether that clown-painted poof is male, female or if it is simply a smoking manatee with a hideous skin condition and appalling taste in fashion."
Watson: "Very good sir, shall we kill it before it reproduces?"
3. Jesus: "I have died on the cross and overcome death so that you may be cleansed of your sin and walk with Him in the Kingdom of Heaven. And the Bible sayeth: No Juggalo fags allowed."
4. Juggalo: "Whoop whoop MCL family, lets butt-pork until society stops hatin' on us."
Normal citizen: *BANG* "Got one, high five!"
5. Juggalo: "Hatters gonna hat"
Me: "Fuck my life, the human race is doomed"
by Darwin Awards for Everyone June 12, 2012
A white trash fatass douche monkey (or sometimes giraffe like) dumb bitch who worships insane clown posse & smells like shit
by MunecitaH December 26, 2011
A weak-minded individual that believes in a concept called "The Dark Carnival". These types of people are hard to explain. The best way of describing them could be ignorant (in some cases), the word dumb comes to mind, socially unaware of anything except their little groups (their family), or maybe, just maybe, sacred lives that just want something to believe in besides all the other bullshit in society.
I respect juggalos for having a descent taste in music. Psychopathic music is fucking wicked (of course), using great metaphors and verses and phrases that totally explain the point of view of someone who can't control their thought. For this, I think juggalos can be pretty respectable people.
Other than that....fuck those clowns.
I respect juggalos for having a descent taste in music. Psychopathic music is fucking wicked (of course), using great metaphors and verses and phrases that totally explain the point of view of someone who can't control their thought. For this, I think juggalos can be pretty respectable people.
Other than that....fuck those clowns.
by MFMITF February 06, 2009
by TurdMachine February 03, 2022
What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window.
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window.
by Kayleeisdeadinside March 20, 2019