by JB1 July 20, 2008

One who gains ample amount of weight and blames it on anything other than being somewhat of a scoffer. Our dear Britney Spears who cannot blame gaining weight on pregnancy... no baby is that heavy!
Girl #1 "Did you hear about Britney Spears says she has put on three stone in two years because she has been pregnant?"
Girl #2 "Whatever!! She's well doing a Britney!"
Britney-esk comment example (likely to be heard in general girl chit chat and whatnot):
"Im only gaining weight because i have an allergy to running."
Girl #2 "Whatever!! She's well doing a Britney!"
Britney-esk comment example (likely to be heard in general girl chit chat and whatnot):
"Im only gaining weight because i have an allergy to running."
by Kateage September 18, 2006

yet another term for vagina, albeit the riskiest, most-modern, globally accepted word for the meat curtains.
Bro: Hey babe, sorry for pounding your Britney so hard last night - hope you can walk??
Chick: All good Romeo! Just keep bringing the heat and don't worry about my cooter at all - she can take the slamming.
Chick: All good Romeo! Just keep bringing the heat and don't worry about my cooter at all - she can take the slamming.
by Smeernobs September 3, 2021

Britney is short asfk ... she cute ... she’s the realist you will ever have .. she don’t give a fuck if you talking bout her cause y’all hoes mad
by Smilehoe August 24, 2019

by Just Gm's April 5, 2017

by Pussy meister November 29, 2007
