1.Somebody (preferably male) who performs the act of masturbation regularly.
2. An insult used to describe someone as a "frequent masturbator ".
2. An insult used to describe someone as a "frequent masturbator ".
by ╮(─▽─)╭ April 19, 2018
Get the Tosser mug.Tosser: some wanker who asks too many questions all in one quick asf sentence, doesn’t reply to your snaps and thinks little fat lamb is the shit.
by Messedwonder June 2, 2018
Get the Tosser mug.Tosser (ˈtȯsER, ˈtäsER): n. a person that is the future of their industry, of or related to the arts or business. 2. a group of curators, artists, designers, bloggers, business owners, and visionaries 3. A trendsetter by nature.
Our generation is a generation of tossers, a community of driven and revolutionary thinkers, who are creating a culture fueled by a combination of business and the arts.
by Tosser January 25, 2013
Get the Tosser mug.by Sprytly December 8, 2009
Get the Tosser mug.V. Tosser, one who tosses an object or thing. Most commonly implied as an insulate in Britain for one who masturbates, similar to the American slang word “jerk”
Also see wanker
Also see wanker
by Lucy May 29, 2003
Get the tosser mug.A word used to describe an unsavory, contemptible person. Can also refer to the temporary actions of someone. Tosser is much the same as wanker but doesn't necessarily have to refer to the literal meaning of one who masturbates. Similar but more of a cousin to asshole.
"I hope Vicktor doesn't come tonight, he is a right tosser when he drinks"
"You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"
"You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"
by Kall- April 5, 2008
Get the Tosser mug.An absolute nobody, somebody who u wouldn't even go through the effort of pissin on if they were on fire, a real loser, wot a twat!
"Hey look at that guy on fire"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"
by The Z man January 21, 2006
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