Illville, NJ

Illville, N.J., AKA Millville, NJ is a city in southjersey and has a large accumulation of morons living there. Anyone smart enough gets the fuck out ASAP.

Don't stop when driving thru Illville, NJ, you'll figure it out after hearing that fucking banjo music.

by lil' nicky November 3, 2012

Cedarville, NJ

Cedarville, NJ aka "Skeeterville" is a shit-hole located in Lawrence Twp aka " Lawless" Twp in cumberland county New Jersey. It's shitty hall is run by part time employees that won't even live in the town they work in. The scoundrel members who dictate their whimsies upon the townsfolk are made up of egotistical ass-holes owning business interests in the area. " Skeeterville" is swarming with mosquitoes and any other type of insects that bite. Its the type of place that if you blink while driving you already went thru it and has more hunting clubs than women.

A young couple from Illville, NJ were looking to buy a home and their realtor mentioned there were homes available in Cedarville, NJ to which the buyers commented, " Awesome, it sure would be nice living in a town with no cops."

by jpg3 December 14, 2010

Margate NJ

A small rich town where kids think that they are gangsters and 2 fuck boy twins that fuck all us girls over and in the summer the shoobs come down and it is ran by a tall rich kid that lives in the suburbs outside of philly and the rest of the kids well they are all basically the same way and think that they can beat everyone up when they won't hurt a fly.

oh your from margate NJ you must be rich

by bigchopper1922 November 24, 2016

Alpine, NJ

The East Coast's Beverly Hills

Kid 1: Should we go swimming? Or bowling? Or play tennis? Or ride ATVs?

Kid 2: Let's just go to my house in Alpine, NJ where we can do it all.

by matty8604 December 17, 2011

Weird NJ

A magazine popular in New Jersey about the strange events happening there. Made By two guys named Mark.

Weird NJ teaches you about such strange spots as the devils tower, blue hole, and many Jersey Devil rumors (The demon, not the team.).

by Zach G. November 29, 2003

Bridgewater, NJ

A pretty boring town in Somerset County. Their school district refuses to close unless snow reaches the student's neck. This is despite the fact that the High School kids have to walk outside because they decided to put a California styled school in the middle of New Jersey. Way to go! Still, it's a nice area and most are pretty lucky to live there.

Manville Student: No School today!
BRHS Student: You're lucky you don't live in the Bridgewater, NJ district
Manville Student: Hahaha

by Resident of February 23, 2008

Titusville, NJ

A small town located north of Trenton and south of Lambertville, NJ. The population of deer far outnumbers people in Titusville. Titusville is the site of the famous Christmas night crossing before the Battle of Trenton which turned the tides of the Revolutionary War. If you live in Titusville you may be late to work sometimes because you are stuck behind a tractor, or because the township always plows your roads last. The social scene in Titusville consists of bonfires and running around in Washington Crossing State Park after hours. Don't be alarmed, you may hear fisher cats at night, just keep your chickens in their coup. If you own a pontoon boat, go tubing, like to hang out on the docks or have at one time constructed your own raft and attempted to float it on the Delaware, you are referred to as a "river-rat". If your elementary school is named after a saloon, you know everything about the woods at the end of your neighborhood, and you had one hell of a childhood then raise your beer because you grew up in Titusville.

"Damn, look at the size of that gun, she must be from Titusville, NJ."

by Miss4thofJuly January 6, 2012