Tear Here 

A phrase used on virtually every mass-marketed package around the globe. Its primary purpose is to inform one that tearing the package near where the phrase is located will cause the bag to open.

It never works.

(Bag): Tear here ->
(You): *Trying to tear* "God dammit."

Tear Here by God_Hand March 10, 2009

tear one off 

to engage in particularly quick and passionate sex. Often a quickie or a one night stand.

Hey baby, you look hot in that skirt, wanna go upstairs and tear one off?

tear one off by freddy ferno October 21, 2007

tear her carpet up 

Another way of saying you wanna have sex with a woman. The carpet is refering to the vagina.

"Dude, I just wanna tear her carpet up all night long!"

Austin: "Dane, you should totally tear her carpet up later."
Dane: "Okay."

tear her carpet up by Austin Stevenson January 19, 2008

tear job 

When bitches cry on my weiner!

Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.

tear job by darkwizardnamedwugga June 19, 2011

tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear 

A phrase meaning really powerful and fast, especially relating to old muscle cars, and only used by white dudes from Florida.

Don't let the rust fool you, that ol' El Camino 'll tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear.

tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear by ka-chan April 12, 2012

Tear-jerking 

The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.

Person 1: Where is Maggie?
Person 2: She said she needed a good cry. She's probably tear-jerking.

Tear-jerking by MissLadySky June 20, 2016

Tear down my leg 

It’s a idiom for being wet, literally

“ People with curly hair and braces make a tear down my leg. “

tear drop down my leg = I’m sooo wet for him

Tear down my leg by ilovebasa April 7, 2023