HAF

"Horsey as Fuck" - a term aimed at idiot horse people who have no real talent or ability beyond back yard horse owner. It is common for them to have delusions of grandeur in regards to their training or riding abilities. Yet they will insist their knowledge or methods exceed that of people who have trained, ridden, or shown in in the industry/hobby for decades. It is often noted that their advice or knowledge is unrealistic and often dangerous or stupid by nature.

Example:

The tween attempting to explain how a 1200lb animal with a small brain forms a magical bond with only one owner in it's lifetime is HAF.

Example:
The person allowing or teaching their horse to put a leg around your waist in a "hug" or teaching it to rear, while insisting the horse will never hurt me because he loves me is HAF.

"Rachel just saved 6 unregistered stud colts from a kill pen and is going to raise them and train them to be show horses and when they retire she plans to breed them and raise the babies. Aint she just HAF"

by Nonnymoose1 December 5, 2015

HAF

Abbreviation: HAF
Meaning: Hebrew as Fuck

adjective

"Yo, did you see Ruth?! She is def HAF."

by Doctor Methyll December 11, 2023

Haf

Hood as fuck

We went to Dallas, but had to leave because it was haf.

by bpgdf2015 January 24, 2015

haf&daf

High as fuck & drunk as fuck cross faded

I wanna get fucked up tonight. Let's get haf&daf!

by MsLyss February 16, 2018

Haf

A hoe ass fucker

Billy is a haf

by Yourrealmom cus she leftyou October 30, 2018

Haffing

Having some sort of sexual contact, usually just for fun, with another person.

"Where's Dina?"
"Oh she's haffing with some guy."

by WhiteRoom April 26, 2014

HAF

Happy Artist Friday. Similar to how there is TGIF, which everyone KnOws its stands for Thank God Its Friday; or also tickling genetalia is fun, there exists HAF - Happy Artist Friday. A day to celebrate performing artists, Happy Artist Friday aims at highlighting artists with a simple plan. When Itz Friday,

* U educate yourself on the artist (google, wiki, discography, etc)
* U stream their music all day long
* B happy

Hey stoner girl, letz jam the dub proof on this HAF.

by Orlando State January 3, 2019