Body Goals

When someone has a body that you admire and perhaps aspire to have.

OMG she is body goals af!

(see definition for AF)

by Bodygoalsaf April 26, 2017

goal hanging

Usually observed in any soccer match where no offside rule is in force, goal hanging is the act of standing as close to the goal line as possible in order to bash in any cheap rebounds.

Players who spend their time goal hanging can be referred to as cheesy dompers

Player A: "Aww fucking hell, Nigel's scored another one"

Player B: "He's fucking goal hanging, that's why"

by professorrev July 30, 2009

Couple Goals

"That" couple that has it all. Non-stop laughter, cute AF and you just know they've got a bangin sex life.

Did you see their latest YouTube video where Rose scores goals to see Rosie's boobs? Rose and Rosie are couple goals AF.

by MingerSquare April 12, 2017

Stevie Goal

To score the easiest goal in EVERY game on the online leagues in Fifa 10, and then boast about how good you think you are.

Jinky: I see Daveyowens scraped a 2 - 1 win against you at Fifa just there.

Phantom: Aye he did.

Jinky: Was it a Stevie goal?

Phantom: Aye it was, It always is a Stevie goal.

by Peter Loovenkrands July 29, 2010

couple goals

The best relationship ever, forever thing, 4 lifers, never ending unconditional love, & genuine happiness

Wow, look at Sophia and Brian! They are real life couple goals!

by anonymous2618 March 15, 2022

Wife goals

A woman who would make a great wife, or who has the characteristics that you would like in a wife.

Man, Julie is wife goals.

by Bigs519 May 21, 2019

Sweaty Goal

When a person in a online FIFA game dribbles to the touch line, or near post as close as possible, until the keeper rushes them. Then the player performs the "sweaty" action of crossing or lead passing the ball to their team mate, who's cherry picking the open net, which leads to a "sweaty goal."

-*Team on a break away*
- Awwwww fuck these homos are about to make it sweaty
- *Player dribbles up to the keeper and chips it to his team mate leaving an open net*
- (Game Commentator) "Attempting to feed Cristiano Ronaldo!"
- (Game Commentator) "WHAT A GOALLLLLLL!!!!)
- What a bunch of sweaty fucks! It takes no skill to make those sweaty goals fuck!

by That Real Madrid Bandwagon February 23, 2014