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Usually observed in any soccer match where no offside rule is in force, goal hanging is the act of standing as close to the goal line as possible in order to bash in any cheap rebounds.

Players who spend their time goal hanging can be referred to as cheesy dompers
Player A: "Aww fucking hell, Nigel's scored another one"

Player B: "He's fucking goal hanging, that's why"
by professorrev July 30, 2009
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The dangerous attempt of balancing on a crossbar of a football goalpost while naked, with a short rope attatched to his penis while the other end of the rope is fastened securely around the crossbar. A footballer will then attempt to remove the daring man on the crossbar by kicking footballs at him until the unfortunate loses balance and is left goalhanging.
Jim: Why u keep scratchin your balls Jules?
Jules: I got serious rope burns from being left goalhanging until the groundsman cut me down
by wanker jord January 18, 2008
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