Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024

Okay guy

A guy that likes to be molested, commonly used by the abusers to reference those who they determine those that can be molested.

So you are an okay guy. That means you like how I touch you here!

That boy over there is an okay guy

by Roxas_Reverse March 24, 2023

do a guy thing

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

by bookworm001 December 23, 2016

TATs guy

A guy who likes Thighs ass and tits and can't decide between the three.

"Thighs,
Tits,
Or ass?"
"I'm a TATs guy"
"What's that?"
Yea TATs

"T for thighs
A for ass
T for tits"

by New world chad June 16, 2022

guy suarez

An ultimate check out. Leaves the scene without a trace, never checks in. Always seems to disappear from the group to go do other meaningless shit.

Anouk: Where the fuck did he go, I swear he was just here.
Darius: He checked out, pulled a guy Suarez.

by olivershaw45 May 1, 2019

COLUMBUS GUYS

Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.

Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...

by St Brendan April 26, 2019

Beret guy

Beret guy is often seen with a terrible haircut. He is known to be rejected by girls in a movie cinema, only to be taken back a week later. If you ever see beret guy, tell him to get a new haircut.

Haha beret guy got rejected again

by Luluand emma October 28, 2019