ur mom gay

ur mom gay

Hey dad, ur mom gay!

by Gojjan September 25, 2018

Mom's Slipper

A slipper that has been thrown by your mom in your face that is never misses and hits worse than you being gangbanged by 10 muscular man at the same time.

"What caused that bruise in your face?"

"Mom's Slipper."

"I see."

by MrRedflick October 3, 2018

Ur MOM

the big Geiy

Joey: Ur MOM
Jonny: no U

by Grandmas mothball May 30, 2018

ur mom

when someone tries to flame on you.

1: You built like ( Sum,,,Sum,,,) 2: Your momma

by Queen_jayyy May 30, 2018

liberty moms

The hottest and richest moms in all of Ohio

I’m tryna fuck some Liberty moms tonight eh?

by Marcus Elliott May 31, 2018

Your mom

The person you still live with

Jeff: who is that fat chick over there

Me: your mom

by Person your looking at June 1, 2018

mom’s lasagne

The most euphoric experience you will ever have, just one bite is orgasm inducing. When something is “litty like my mom’s lasagne,” it means that it is extremely enjoyable, and you are very excited to partake. You know it’s finna be lit when you’re moms a-making lasagne.

Two friends are talking over the phone:
Bridgetto: Yooo this party is litty like my mom’s lasagne!
Anastasio: Oh no spaghettio... I wish I could have made it. That sounds euphoric.

by Ffeffofoe June 1, 2018