Noli’s Mom

So fine yo omg breathtaking 😩😍

Yo is that NOLI’S MOM YO 😳😳

by MasterJit June 9, 2022

your mom

Your mom is a concoction of 'y' 'o' 'u' 'r' 'm' 'o' 'm' and it is hilarious to use in day to day conversations with your siblings.

Example:

Joe- You are a fat, horrible person.
Lauren- Don't care + Didn't ask
Joe- Shut up you neek (geek+ nerd)
Lauren- Your mom is a neek

Everybody else in class- OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET ROASTED

2.
Carson- You wear tank tops all the time Chloe
Chloe- Your mom wears tank tops all the time
Carson runs away crying to his mommy and snitching to mother

3.
Taylor- Do you know a mirror cuz that is who you talk to everyday. HAHA
Taaylor- Does your mom know a mirror since that is her only friend.
Taylor- Really? How do you know?
Taalor-Because your mom told me.
Taylor- One more word about my mom and you are dead.
Taaylor- Can you ask your mother something?
Taylor- Why?
Taaylor- because I left my toothbrush there.
Taylor- Where are you?
Taaylor- At your mom's house.

***SILENCE***

by DejiOlatunji June 10, 2022

ur mom

round

ur mom is cute

by cat da dum dev June 12, 2022

Trevor’s Mom

A very hot mom whose son has a huge package

Jeff- OMG it’s Trevor’s Mom i’m have to act up

by DaddyE172536 June 13, 2022

Your mom

The person i did last night

I did your mom last night

by The person who did your mom June 14, 2022

UR MOM

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AUDSHFEQN9YFDCHJU SDNBAN URR MOMMMMMMM UR MOM

by Jo ma’am June 14, 2022

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022