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King Cow

A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
by Ldread June 1, 2023
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rat king

Whenever a group of 3-30 rats ends up getting their tails tangled together, forming a knot. This will cause the rats to stay stuck and be unable to move.
As I was walking down the sewer preparing for clean up, I saw a rat king at one of the corners.
by Pannwinner1 June 3, 2023
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The tamil kings

No one conquers the tamil kings
Time to conquer all of India, most of India
whats there
those are the Tamil Kings, no one conquers the Tamil Kings
Who are the Tamil Kings?
Idk, merchants probably, and they've got spices
by Kittyferns June 5, 2023
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King Kexxy

King Kexxy, the formidable ruler of the nation of Crugnitedtu, stands as a figure of immense power and an iron-fisted dictator. With a reign marked by an unyielding grip on authority, he has woven a web of control and dominance that permeates every aspect of his country.

Born into a lineage of dictators, Kexxy inherited a kingdom that was once plagued by chaos and instability. Fueled by a deep-rooted desire for control, he swiftly consolidated his power, suppressing dissent and ensuring absolute loyalty from his subjects. Through a combination of cunning manipulation and strategic alliances, he solidified his position as the undisputed ruler.

Kexxy's reign is defined by a meticulously crafted persona of grandeur and authority. Draped in opulent robes and adorned with lavish jewelry, he presents himself as the embodiment of regal power. His piercing gaze and commanding presence instill fear and submission among both his subjects and those who dare to oppose him.

Crugnitedtu, under Kexxy's iron rule, is a land of strict regulations and pervasive surveillance. His secret police force, known as the Shadow Watch, is notorious for its ruthless efficiency in silencing dissent and maintaining control. Citizens live in a state of constant vigilance, careful not to cross the boundaries set by their omnipresent ruler.
King Kexxy is a terrific leader and humble overseer
by pnakellllll June 14, 2023
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The Grub King

Some nerd who's life goal is to spread his seed. Used to play runescape but is now a staff member on a Minecraft server.

Likes to smoke the marijuana and play chess against Bob the Snob and still win.
The Grub King is selfish and refused to buy his potatoe love a new cat
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Rat king

Hitting off of multiple dab pens/carts at once
Bro jack is the total Rat king, He got high as hell
by Sskailyn June 25, 2023
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the rat king

hey
hi im the rat king
so your nbi?
by Qwefl June 25, 2023
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