John

He is the definition of toxic masculinity

Sorry if your uncles name is John

John is a nice guy with a bad past, John needs to form some self love 🐶 😇😇😇

by Lightswitch1200 November 2, 2021

John

A John is a person who is the biggest band kid there is. He is a dream stan and when he tries to denie it, it only adds to his dream stan behavior.

Look at John playing the trumpet and watching the latest Minecraft man hunt.

by Mrcheef April 27, 2022

John

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads

-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside

by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021

John Richard Henry

They are rather lightskin or a brown color. Very large penis with a length of usually 8-10 inches they love women and loves talking about people they hate. There laughs are very attractive

Look at John Richard Henry, he’s so hot

by Fior Mell April 18, 2019

john ricks

a korean with a koala bear tattoo eating golden eucalyptus and shitting out rainbows

I dropped the tab, now im john ricks'ing it

by latifah35 September 24, 2014

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

by __Mudkip November 18, 2017

John Danger

Best YouTube man on the planet, go sub or Ill choke you with deez nuts.

"John dangers so cool!"
"Right? He's so funny"

by Chaos bb November 24, 2021