I ain't never seen the beat

To think someone or something is acting crazy and/or abnormal and be at a loss of words about it.

Same asthat beats all

When Scotty and Cody were acting bipolar and nuts, Gina said " I ain't never seen the beat."

by Kerry G. and Regina W. October 26, 2007

I.C.O. (Indian Cake Order)

when an Indian man or woman is at a bakery and takes an excessively long time to pick out a cake and has no idea what frosting or cake even is. Often wastes the bakers time by taking a half hour to order a cake and the baker cannot finish his work for the night.

Jimmy: "Hey jeff, you were gone so long, why did it take so long to take that cake order?"

Jeff: "Oh, that was just another I.C.O. (Indian Cake Order) Took forever, now i wont have time to set up the Italian bread.

Jimmy: "well looks like you got another I.C.O. waiting for you over there."

Jeff: "Dam, now i am never getting any work done tonight, Mr. Gettler is gonna kill me tomorrow."

by Anus Keithwhore August 1, 2010

I don't give a fuck virus

Something that is causing self destructive behavior worldwide, and commonly among African Americans. Basically it is when someone's heart becomes cold and they do whatever they can to get satisfaction that day, so school,saving money, wearing condoms, etc. doesn't make sense. It progresses quickly so if you don't catch it the first time someone stops giving a fuck it may be too late. only way to stop them from robbing stealing and dealing is to lock them up or kill them. The only known cure is to, well make them give a fuck (give them a hug?)

"nigga 1:Yo man my nigga Deandre's got "I don't give a fuck virus" bad man, he shot a guy, while slangin 20's on the block and fucking a ho without a condom WHILE getting his dick sucked and i didn't even know that was possible!
Nigga 2: Yeah, he got it bad ever since his mom's ran out on him he stopped doin school and all that, we need to show this nigga sum love!"
Nigga 1: let's go giv him a hug and roll up a L
nigga 2: yeh either that or load up the semi........"

by Hood EZ-3 December 22, 2008

I loaf you

I LOAF YOU.

meaning "I love you" but in a friendly yet mocking way. Noting about love and relationship. All about nonsense and real friendship.

It is not being GAY. saying it doesn't make you gay.

yeo dude!
thanks for the ride. I loaf you!

by youtellme123 February 23, 2010

I know where you live!

If an individual wants to do bodily harm to another, he knows where to find the subject of the threat.
This phrase is commonly used in the African-American community.

Subject testifies in Court against a drug dealer. At the end of the testimony dealer sais: I know where you live! It means that his people know where to find the subject and exact their justice upon him.

by Steve Horvath June 15, 2006

I see

Phrase used when you have no idea what the other person has just said but definitely do NOT want them to clarify.

Guy: We were at the TOC giving a briefback when the GC walked in...

Girl: I see...

by Pauls_wench March 5, 2009

I Surrender

n
1: A phrase which should be always be followed by, pardon my french

For an example, listen to the better portion of the UN.

by PaladinVance September 30, 2004