Fortnite 

A game.

What's that? People won't shut the fuck up about Fortnite for the 4,232,897,569,115th time? Tell them to play Minecraft instead. Minecraft is the cure for those people

"Hey, do you want to play Fortnite?"

"Hey, do you want to see a therapist?"

Fortnite by Klojhgfcvbn June 2, 2022

Fortnite 

If you don't play fortnite you basically have no bitches and never touch grass in your whole entire life and if you do play fortnite you do have bitches or not still but you're athletic and you touch a lot of grass. Here's andexample f people that dont play fortnite:

Bitch why aren't you playing Fortnite what are you A NO LIFE

Fortnite by E01Istroll June 3, 2022

Fortnite Kid 

Joseph

Joseph is a fortnite kid

Fortnite Kid by Fortnitekidssuck June 4, 2022

fortnite 

a game that eats 7 year olds brains

minecraft is superior in all ways

often the 7 year olds start being rly cringe and being like "you bot" and "i'm cranking 90s on this kid"

everyone who plays thinks they're super cool, but in reality they're just a 50 year old man who's in their mom's basement or a 8 year old playing in the middle of school. if you play fortnite then you need to get a life.

"get out of my room i'm playing fortnite"

friend: do you wanna play some fortnite?

you: we are no longer friends.

fortnite by blazingmoonstone June 4, 2022

Fortniteitis 

A disease contracted from playing Fortnite too long. If you go more than 6 hours without Fortnite (excluding sleeping) you will begin to go insane, For a day, you will go completely insane, and for 2 days you will die.

Symptoms include:
• Lack of showers
• Lack of Girlfriend
• Desire to play Fortnite at all times

Guy 1: man did you hear about timmy’s Fortniteitis?
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he passed after his mom took his Xbox away for 2 days.

Fortniteitis by CartierV2 June 4, 2022

Fortogohojokonomobovocoxo 

A rogo hogo toyojokonomobovoco yet a bit locorojohosodoforo and sometimes a maretogohomonobovocoxozo

I like Fortogohojokonomobovocoxo

Fortogohojokonomobovocoxo by therockycreeksalute1002 June 5, 2022

Fortnite 

A game that gay people play

Person one: I play fortnite!
Person two: Wow you are gay

Fortnite by Supermegagigachad June 7, 2022