creative farting

The ability to fart spontaneously some times in a tune or rhythm

Creative farting

by geez657 May 13, 2015

Fart Palm

To fart into the palm of your hand and quickly hold it up to a near person of disliking.

"Dude! Did you see Peter fart palm Taylor over there!"

by Burt Macklin FBI May 15, 2015

Fart trance

To be caught in a mental state of un-knowing whilst constantly dropping farts

Brad wont be attending school today, as he iscsught in a fart trance

by JC Conradical June 24, 2015

fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).

Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.

by mfrogz June 30, 2015

Fart

Something someone does to let out gas from an ass

" Ewwwww you did a fart!". "Yum"

by Hi jeff July 7, 2015

Clumpy farts

Clumping in your farts

I have clumpy farts today Ted .

by Serf2313 July 12, 2015

Brain Fart

To say or do a stupid

"When I first saw that text I had forgotten what we were talking about and I was like woah what the hell"
"lol, dem brain farts"

by Lemoncake August 15, 2015