Tardy Mcfuck Bag

When one of the special Ed McDonald's employees gets all up in yo business acting like a douche.

That Tardy Mcfuck Bag trynna flex his nuts when I asked for 3 sauces. Cool out and put yo rubber helmet back on bro.

by Pigknucks August 11, 2020

fleshy meat bags

The things... OUTSIDE
They appear to NOT be allergic to the sun

1337snipr42: hey, did anybody see any fleshy meat bags today?
Newbtewber69lol69: SHUT UP NEWB I'VE ALMOST GOT A K.E.M STRIKE

by Lyrite July 6, 2014

tony two bags

Nickname for the waste of money Anthony Rendon, who plays for the Los Angeles Angels.

Tony two bags finally got a hit after going hit less for the whole season.

by Hartaka May 19, 2023

Dumping my "bag"

The act of emptying the contents of your scrotum whether through sexual intercourse or masturbation ( fapping)..

I told the wife if she wants me to be in a good mood she'll be Dumping my "bag" when i get home..

by Winstrolbatman January 8, 2021

empty pastry bag

1. a cloth or paper cone-shaped bag with one or more nozzles, through which pastry, icing, or a similar food may be squeezed, esp. for decorating

2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman

I went to the French Riviera to check out the topless hotties, but all I saw were old ladies with empty pastry bags.

by jwonder May 12, 2011

bagged me a homer

1. From the Simpsons. Lurleen Lumpkin wrote and sang it about Homer Simpson to let him know that she's in love with him.

2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.

1. "I've been slumpin' off season, but now I've found the reason, I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field. I used to be a roamer. But season's turnin' around for me now, I've finally bagged me a Homer. That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer"

2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"

by LeGenius November 7, 2013

Alaskan punching bag

When your receiving head and she's going so hard she's bailing your balls like a punching bag.

Man I thought Stacie was innocent until she hit me with an Alaskan punching bag last night

by Barney Baby July 18, 2017