your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.

“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”

by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018

make like a fetus and head out

Make like a fetus and head out is a play on make like a tree and leave, referring to a fetus entering this world head first. It is a pun and means: go away! or leave now!

"make like a fetus and head out" he shouted whilst pointing at the door.

by Sircasm February 14, 2019

To fuck you up like a cat

Slovenian metaphor for get ass whooped.

i'm going to fuck you up like a cat.

by SIvkoz May 18, 2018

Ur Grandpap likes the male fap

A comeback, just as superior as ur family tree LGBT, but not quite as well known

Jonathan Timson Fitzgerald: your mom gay

Amy Anderson Hugh: your grandpap likes the male fap

by 5urvivor May 25, 2018

Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

does he like me back

no he probably doesn't

its fine we can cry together

Person: Does he like me back?
Person 2: No he's gay.

by Yourmomsbussy May 1, 2022