Grease Monkey 

The kid at school who never bathes. This causes his/her hair to have plenty of attractive grease in it.

"Did you see Todd today?"
"Holy shit, yeah. That kid is a total grease monkey."

Grease Monkey by cacacarrottop October 16, 2008

Grease Monkey 

a smooth suave sophisticated kid with greasy hair

charles:Did you here about that kid george
jack:yeah i heard he's a total grease monkey

Grease Monkey by gcrocker May 22, 2011

crack monkey

A crack monkey is a person you see at a sleazy bar, or just walking in the bad part of town who's addicted to crack. You can always tell them by their call -- "Hey man, do you think you could spare a dollar?". By definition, a crack monkey should be of african-american descent, but sometimes this can be overlooked.

That damned crack monkey asked if he could borrow three dollars to he could get on the city bus.

crack monkey by The Piguana April 14, 2006

monkey island

A really good series. At least the first two are great. The last two are awful!

MI1 and MI2 aren't crap. CMI an EMI disobeyed that!
From Guybrush's bad puns, at house of sticks: "Stick around, I'll see ya later"

monkey island by TIlover May 13, 2005

tit monkey

a woman, usually young, but not always (cf. Cindy McCain), who exposes her breasts, or cleavage, for commercial allure or political or professional advancement

Kirin on CNN is such a tit monkey in the morning, but Heidi isn't.

tit monkey by Scatter Jack October 11, 2008

monkey poo

A phrase when mouthed to some one (your girl) looks like you are saying "i love you". When you finally get busted and she accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.

When you mouth (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your girl it appears as if you are telling her, "I love you."

"monkey poo" mouthed

monkey poo by David Sinfield September 23, 2007

wild monkey dance 

Something I did last night

Last night I had sex with one of the 17 women I have fucked before, with my cock of 7 inches

wild monkey dance by Quicksand Jesus April 18, 2004