Fart fairy

Melvin

Melvin is a fart fairy

by SAYsomethin February 27, 2020

Posh vaginal fart

A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car

Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart

by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023

fart

Gas that comes out of your butt.

You smell, did you fart?

by FDuck! August 30, 2022

Lost fart

Used to describe someone who seems confused, disoriented, or out of place.

For example, someone "wandering around like a lost fart" might imply aimlessness or lack of direction.

by DM08 November 22, 2024

FART DICK

An excuse made by a wife to avoid giving a BJ due to their gassy husband blowing fecal matter on his member allday.

I’m not giving you road head, you got fart dick after our dinner date!

by Bowie69 February 7, 2025

Sparking fart

Have you ever farted so hard that sparks came out of your butt? Me neither, never mind I just had one!

Person 1: I just had a sparking fart

by Farting definitions July 5, 2021

FART FUNGUS

Fart Fungus is when u fart and spread a fungus on mc dunolds nuggies

U are a Fart Fungus

by FART FUNGY January 4, 2022