Simp Butler

A person, usually a man, who caters to undeserving women whom they put on a pedestal.

Friend 1: “Bro I do so much for this girl, but she won’t put out!”

Friend 2: “Brooo you got to stop being a simp butler! Chicks love it when you tell them no.”

by ZodiakTheory1 September 8, 2021

Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods

A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!

by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021

Peanut butter

Defined to be summarized as a way to describe someone who is brain dead.

That person came out of surgery acting like peanut butter

by PeanuttButterr September 10, 2021

Ass Buster

Really spicy chips

Those chips are ass busters because they are so spicy!

by anonymous September 26, 2021

Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things

Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok

by YBPYT October 1, 2021

nut butter

nut butter sperm the stuff that a male perduces when he is ''happy''

omg ewwww your nut butters all over me.

by 1+1=45 October 7, 2021

Churning Butter

Describes the act of sliding the shaft of the penis between titties that are being pressed together. Motion is similar to how one would churn butter.

Person 1: I wanna fuck your boobs right now!
Person 2: I hate the harsh terminology, I'd prefer if you called it churning butter

by mommy milky moomoo October 17, 2021