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National fat ass day

National fat ass day is on August the 22nd and if you have a fat ass you have to let your friends slap it and can't complain about it.
*slaps ass*

Josh: bro what the fuck why did you slap my ass
Ethan: Bro it's national fat ass day I can slap it all I want
Josh: Aw man fine since it's national fat ass day
*Slaps ass again*
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BIG FAT FADOOP 

A big goofy lookin man who walks around dumbfounded. Who is not very intelligent.
Did you see that Big Fat Fadoop, pickin his nose and eating his boogers.
BIG FAT FADOOP by BigBeckStud July 12, 2022

big fat salmon of knowledge 

popularly known as fintan hamilton or the carhartt meuca, he is currently living in spain, in a town called Meucaland, where around a hundred meuques are around him every day. his big fat cock has become one of the most dangerous weapons nowadays.
this big fat salmon of knowledge screws meuques daily

That Solid Copper From Fat Sams 

On Friday 12th November 2004, i met the hardest and most solid man in my life. With his sexy greyish/black barnet, huge biceps and earpiece, he certainly looked like he could knock out Arnold Schwarzenegger anyday.
He came along looking to confiscate cans of beer from underage drinkers, only to walk away empty handed (making a complete tit out of himself). He did scare everyone though and stopped them from underage drinking ever again.
He went back in his car and started to feel how incredibly massive his biceps are. they were huge. and he looked ever harder with that haircut and ear piece.

abs of fat

n.
1. Fat whose owner thinks of as a six pack.
Joe thinks he has abs, but they're really abs of fat
abs of fat by Max & Meir September 16, 2008

Eat The Fat Kids 

A grindcore band from Keokuk, Iowa. They somehow immediately became famous for going super crazy on stage and doing stupid shit like pushing eachother and causing self-inflicted harm to eachother.
Man 1: "Did you see Eat the Fat Kids play last week?"

Man 2: "No. They just hurt eachother. It's actually kind of boring."