Dick Smoothie

When you stick a dick in the blender and serve it up as a Strawberry Daiquiri.

Harold was so dehydrated from running the marathon I had to get him a Dick Smoothie.

by Jahnke June 22, 2017

magma dick

an alcoholic drink made from the components: Vodka and Tabasco sauce.

Guy: Yo dude you wanna try some magma dick?
Girl: Yea sure
Guy: *pours a cup*
Girl: *Drinks* ... *vomits instantly*

by sayduhhhh April 6, 2011

Churro Dick

After you have been at a sandy place for an extended period of time and your junk becomes covered with sand.

"Get your hand out of your pants!"
"Sorry, man, I've been at the beach for a while and I've got a bad case of Churro Dick"

by beachvolleyballplayer27 October 19, 2014

dick valet

a friend wants to tap that ass, you drop them off at the person's house. you're transporting what they need to them. dick valet.

After the bar last night, I asked my dick valet to drop me off at Joe's house.

by ldygz November 10, 2011

grandpa dick

Something magical that happens when one of your friends get served and everyone throws up their right arm saying, "Ooooohhhh." Like the main characters from Regular Show. And then you drop your arm limp like a grandpa dick in front of you.

Throw your Grandpa Dick up!

by Thatonebitch14 December 2, 2013

dick-pixie

a person who is being a major bitch and a dick head at the same time. Also used as a funny insult

Jack: i justdon't want to ask her out fuckin retard
Ben: wow you're bein a dick-pixie

by AcePhenom April 4, 2009

Tar Dick

Someone who has a penis that is darker than the rest of his bodies skin tone.

Shut up you tar dick son of a bitch!

Dude, I hear from your girlfriend you got a tardick!

by jojotheg0dofrandom March 5, 2011