Strip Cheese 

When you get a lap dance from a haggy, meth-mouthed stripper and as she slowly rubs her floppy pancake tits across your face a smelly, chunky fromunda cheddar mixed with glitter from her tit pit smears on you. This substance is Strip Cheese.

Girlfriend: “The fuck is that stank on yo face nigga!”

Me: “Strip Cheese, baby I’m sorry! I have a problem.”

Strip Cheese by Jamescole May 7, 2018

Arkansas Cheese Taco

When a shemale is riding a male’s dick in reverse cowgirl position. But earlier that day, she ate taco bell, so she proceeds to squirt out liquid shit inside his dickhole. He then flips her around and ejaculates his dick until the diarrhea squirts out into her face. If the diarrhea gets into her eyes, you get bonus points.

Chief Keef: Yo Jay-Z, this shemale bitch was pissing me off, so i pulled off an Arkansas Cheese Taco

Jay-Z: OH SHIT, did you go for the eyes?

Chief Keef: You already know my nig.

Arkansas Cheese Taco by ShitterSpitter69 May 19, 2018

Guilty cheese log 

A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.

Last night Greg gave Sidney the most gnarly guilty cheese log

Guilty cheese log by Jeemfeezy June 12, 2018

Blue cheese waterbed 

When you fart in shower and curtain it to masterbate.

The water was cold, so i hit the blue cheese waterbed.

Blue cheese waterbed by indigo pup September 10, 2018

good cheese, you deserve the best cheese

a sentence, usually used as a compliment for when someone did something good, and deserves a reward (like some cheese). it can be used for an example if you are playing haricotnite and you die and your squad gets the escargot royale, and you think they deserve cheese.

you: i ate six packs of dalfo-gonfi and 11 plates of grenouilles yesterday
me: good cheese, you deserve the best cheese (and some naeb from my aggiN amigo pancho)

good cheese, you deserve the best cheese by haha gazpacho October 16, 2018

BIG CHEESE 

A THICKKKK RAT

A BIG CHEESE IS IN MY LIVING ROOM

BIG CHEESE by OOFcfd November 21, 2018

Dick Cheese 

dick cheese is when the crease between your balls and thighs smell.

"oi fam you ave dick cheese"

Dick Cheese by IoFudgeManoI December 11, 2018