one-ring sting

same as stealth call. When you have run out of credit or are just tight, you ring someone but only let it ring once so they call you back.

'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

or you can employ this as a method of letting someone know you got in safe after a drunken night out:

'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

'just gimme a one-ring sting when u get in so i know ur ok'

by peekle April 30, 2010

Flag

Get the one-ring sting mug.

Took one in the vest

To "Take One In The Vest" is a saying that security officers on the Seattle waterfront used for breaking up with a bitch instead of marrying her, who later went on to fuck somebody else over.

Cause if you take the bullet in the vest it hurts like a motherfucker but you get over it.

"So I heard you broke up with Megan"

"Yeah I took one in the vest"

by Officer Friendly September 28, 2007

Flag

Get the Took one in the vest mug.

the one-eyed snake

Slang for a man's nether regions, the family jewel

I charmed the one-eyed snake a while ago.

by virgwith December 24, 2013

Flag

Get the the one-eyed snake mug.

poke one out

To poop.

Aw man I'll be right back, I have to go poke one out. poop poke out bathroom

by xpantsssonfire April 30, 2015

Flag

Get the poke one out mug.

sloppy wet one

when you get your dick sucked but she's slobbering and drooling all over your cock and balls

guy:

That bitch just gave me the best dick suck of my life. she drooled all over my dick and it dripped down to my balls she made it so wet it was the best. only paid her 40 bucks too.

other guy:

yeah dude thats called a sloppy wet one, you got a great deal!

by hadeez May 4, 2015

Flag