Dick Champion

Someone who is a champion of penises. The master of plastering their own face with the semen of strangers.

Josh: Jimmy is such a ball-gargling dick champion.

Ashley: Yeah he got really good at giving craigslist blowjobs.

by Ghost Tiys November 6, 2013

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dick-pixie

a person who is being a major bitch and a dick head at the same time. Also used as a funny insult

Jack: i justdon't want to ask her out fuckin retard
Ben: wow you're bein a dick-pixie

by AcePhenom April 4, 2009

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Something magical that happens when one of your friends get served and everyone throws up their right arm saying, "Ooooohhhh." Like the main characters from Regular Show. And then you drop your arm limp like a grandpa dick in front of you.

Throw your Grandpa Dick up!

by Thatonebitch14 December 2, 2013

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dick ducking

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature

Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016

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Dick Smoker

Literally everyone you meet is a cock sucker...but the term "dick smoker" is reserved for a select few. They are the worst people in the world and even find pleasure smoking cock (similar to smoking cigars).

They are the asshole's who believe they are superior beings, however, they uh well you know... suck cock! Have you ever met someone you just absolutely hated with all your soul? It is quite possible he was what you call....a DICK SMOKER!

Literally Nobody: "...Enjoying silence..."

Dick Smoker: *Having a Giant Celebrating with Rainbow Flag*

Bob: Oh Jesus Christ, here we go again with those fucking dick smoker's running through the town!

Sally: Yeah, those dick smokers are literally the worst people.

by thekingtiger February 21, 2021

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