e x p a n d

Did you get the joke? uhh... no? god damn it, WHY, WHY AM I SO UNFUNNY, FUCK THIS

Guy 1: *writes e x p a n d*
Guy 1: Get it?
Guy 2: Yes.......
Guy 1: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

Strawberries n cream

What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.

There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....

by LilNutPeanut January 20, 2018

J + N

P1: I can make N straight
P2: she’s dating J tho
P1: so?
P2: dude your a guy and she’s lesbian and she Alr found sum1
P1: whatever

J + N is a relationship that will last 4ever, no matter how much fights no matter how much yelling, these 2 will always love each other till the day they die.

by MONEY STEALER June 11, 2023

Dine n' Smash

When you go out with someone just to get a meal and maybe some extras out of it.

Dine n' Smash: Last night I met this hottie named Rachel. Dang she was fine. I asked her out to dinner lookin for something serious out of it and she happily agreed (though her stomach growled right before she said yes but I'm sure it meant nothing) I took her out to eat at my favorite place, (generic fancy restraunt name that is only still open because the drinks alone are $10) so we eat and we're having a good time. I ask her back to my place and she says "ya okay" (keep in mind I reached for the check). We get back to my apartment and I get my keys out to open the door. The. Out of no where she becomes the flash and books it away and leaves my all alone with nothing but the clothes on my back, and my $3 to go box of $100 1 ounce steak.

by I swear I'm 18 Garcia September 04, 2017

Pui 'N' Gura

That catch phrase that grabs people’s attention instantly and can effortleslly work as an on-going communication platform.

Ce Pui 'N' Gura cand rasare soarele?

by lamaitza September 27, 2022

Balls N Jaws

coolest golf brand known

Yo, Presley did you see the new Balls N Jaws drop. Shits insane!!

by RampageRogers February 04, 2024

SNT (Side N¡99a Treatment)

SNT (Side N¡99a Treatment) Is:
When your significant other does not make you their priority. Their actions show that your relationship is not as serious to them as they claim. When they choose to give more focus on all other this except their significant other.

Me- Hey I texted and called you to see if you wanted to get lunch together on my break. What happened?
Her- Oh yeah, I’m sorry babe I forgot to hit you back. Sorry.
Me- You always do this I’m never a priority you always give me the SNT (Side N¡99a Treatment).

by Word from JayB October 21, 2021