Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later

Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then

by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025

Holed Up

When something cool or not cool happens and you feel like a Butthead.

Butthead: “Uhuh Holed Up. Uhehehe Holed.

by Rat1996 September 6, 2025

Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.

Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.

by jokesandluck September 9, 2025

MOLLY HOLE

The hole you dig on the beach to keep the people on molly in.

"Hey Brian are you digging the molly hole tonight?"

"Dude the molly hole was crazy last night!"

by Jacki Malarkus September 9, 2025

Black Hole Dweller

Somebody who only does anal during sex.

I'm such a Black Hole Dweller for your mum

by TowerPowerYT September 10, 2025

jack-hole-ass-hole

Someone who’s a jack ass and a ass hole

Person 1 “hey bud, watch where you going”

Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”

Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”

Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”

by dopevr_took_took_your_mom January 14, 2025

Black hole vent

When your partner spreads their asscheeks revealing their dark gaping asshole as you light a cigarette, take a puff and put the ashes inside your partner’s asshole , after putting the ashes, your partner closes up their asshole like a vent, and you repeat the process until the cigarette is finished.

Chad: Dude, Stacy came over last night, she let me do a black hole vent on her, it was so hot.

by Cithepa January 14, 2025