Dirty Coconuts

The outcome of poor ass wiping skills resulting in shit on a man's balls.
"Kyle": Dude, I have shit on my balls!

"Steve": Dirty Coconuts!
by NK-1 April 14, 2007
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Dirty Snack

Synonym for Thirty Pack. Refers to a package of 30 beers, usually cheap beer.
Hey man, you bringin' a Dirty Snack tonight? We're jonesing for some suds.

by Wigsten October 24, 2006
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Dirty Cillian

When you're not hot enough to bang one of the main band members so you have to settle for their filthiest roadie, who insists on dipping his turtle neck shit on your forehead
The lads wouldn't give me the bang last night so I had to do a dirty Cillian and let him initial my chest
by Freenthebean April 11, 2019
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The Dirty Rudolph

That act of licking a girl's asshole (missionary) while she is menstruating.
The Dirty Rudolph

"She told me she couldn't have sex because she was on her rag, but I still went down on her Dirty Rudolph style..."
by Comeback_Kid March 12, 2009
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Dirty Freddo

The act of shitting into a Freddo chocolate mould, cooking it until it turns to a liquid and then putting it into the fridge to set. When it has set you wrap it up and sell it for 10p. Simples.
Ashley: "Mmm, this Freddo is so good!"
Kishan: "Why is there sweetcorn in there?"
Ashley: "Shit...it's a fucking dirty freddo!"
by Mr Tame January 24, 2010
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Dirty Consuela

Similar to a dirty sanchez minus the feces. A "Dirty Consuela" is when you assist a female partner to orgasm and proceed to wipe a cum mustache upon her face upon completion.
Danielle gave Anni a distinguished "Dirty Consuela."
by Lewiscypher13 June 01, 2012
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dirty kajsa

A dirty Kajsa is a tall cunt with no ass. She thinks she’s good at soccer but really she just plays it to get dick from the male soccer team. Her fake tan makes her yellow and I bet she has a bleached asshole! Absolutely disgusting. Dirty Kajsas are not people you want to be friends with cause she will stare at your boobs while you sleep!
Classmate- Omg did you hear about that one girl that got caught eyefucking a teacher?!

Me- YES omg it was dirty kajsa!
by Mencanlovecatstoo May 23, 2020
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