Weekend dick

A dick that's so big you couldn't handle fucking it every day so you just fuck on the weekends, that way you have time to recover.

Girl 1: I'm so sore.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: My boy got that weekend dick. 😩

by honeyfrog August 19, 2016

dick dating

When you're only dating somebody for their dick

"Hey have you seen Stephanie's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, but she's just dick dating him"

by nuuuuuuu June 9, 2016

dick yoga

Gently caressing a man's penis with your fingertips until he's hard again after his first orgasm. A way for men to experience multiple orgasms.

"If you want to go another round, you're going to need to do some dick yoga."

by Starla4 July 14, 2019

Dick shifter

A guy, who no matter where he is, will adjust his dick as if he is driving a stick shift rally car.

That guy in the hall is a real dick shifter

by Sharboyhohahha October 3, 2017

ripped dick

When you try to go in dry, but the hole is too tight, causing a painful sensation like the skin being ripped off the penis.

I tried to go in dry, but ended up with a ripped dick.

by Flapjack McGee March 7, 2016

dick ducking

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature

Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016

grandpa dick

Something magical that happens when one of your friends get served and everyone throws up their right arm saying, "Ooooohhhh." Like the main characters from Regular Show. And then you drop your arm limp like a grandpa dick in front of you.

Throw your Grandpa Dick up!

by Thatonebitch14 December 2, 2013