Hack the Gibson 

A term used by married computer geeks to describe masturbation.
Originally taken from the film 'Hackers' in which a supposed hacker obtains vital information while hacking the garbage file on a 'Gibson' supercomputer.
Extrapolated from its original meaning, due to the fact that most married computer geeks hide their porn stash in seemingly innocuous locations on their hard drives -such as fake, or garbage files- to prevent detection from their less computer literate spouses.

Geek1: "Dude, want to come over and watch the new episodes of Doctor Who?"

Geek2: "Nah, man -the wife's out of town for the weekend... I'm going to stay home and 'Hack the Gibson'...."

Hack the Gibson by drive-in couch May 22, 2010

The grand line 

A clan on n-b full of faggits other than sl <3. They love to fudge pack and lick each others cock while playing n-a. An alternative name is, "The Fag Line". Also a woman called sasukelover27 is excluded from all of that.

Dick, Fag, Slut, Cow, Fudge pack, The grand line

The grand line by Grandline December 23, 2008

narfel the garthob 

slang for real good felatio; derived from the scene in the Coneheads movie when Beldar was taken back to his home planet and was sentenced to narfel the garthob (fight a huge,ugly monster to the death).

Aurora Snow can narfel the SHIT out of a garthob!!!!

narfel the garthob by C4 December 22, 2003

Watering the garden 

When someone urinates in the garden of another, perhaps while stocking that person or waiting for them. Can also be done as an insult to someone if you dislike them

After waiting 6 hours in Arthurs' garden to catch him in tag, Kevin Fung took a whiz (urination) in the garden.

Watering the garden by Big Todd September 7, 2005

the glass ceiling 

A term describing the maximum level a woman or ethnic minority can achieve before it is necessary to be a white male to go further.

After four years working at Innetec, I have unfortunately hit the glass ceiling.

the glass ceiling by RandomViking November 2, 2015

the goggles 

BEER GOGGLES!!!

Those are what you wear when they "see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person," and it looks good - or at least acceptable to you after consuming at least 9 beers.

But I'm going on my own tolerance here.

"No matter how many beers I pounded, he refused to become any less ugly. The goggles have failed me.

the goggles by MzMorbid April 13, 2006

the goodlife 

the most amazing people you will ever meet

you i was with the goodlife last night.

the goodlife by itza c kret October 16, 2008