Ass eater

An ass eater is used to describe someone who pulls no bitches. Ass eater is more of an insult than it is a compliment. Ass eater is used to call someone who’s annoying asf, lonely, ugly, fatherless, and unloved.

Omg he’s such an ass eater
Bros built like an ass eater

Nahhhh bro this ass eater has no friends

This ass eater can eat some ass

by Semendemon6969 December 16, 2022

Ass Pirate

One who sails the seven seas in search for the best booty.

"Garrrr I be an ass pirate!"
"Shut the hell up Captain Fucktooth"

by kinnykinny January 1, 2006

ass general

The highest rank which can be achieved in the US Ass Service. The top officer which supervises all Ass Pirates, Admirals, Bandits, and Rangers. To achieve this status one must be highly skilled in Ass Navigation, Strategy, and Warfare. Also has a 2 slot cabinet for his Ass Advisors.

Vin Diesel finally made it to full blown Ass General. He appointed Tom Cruise to his Ass Advisor position.

by Big Mikey J 1979 June 11, 2006

ass-wipe

sometimes a lame teenager who trys to be smart and brilliant. Most often than not, failing at it.

"I smoke weed and I'm a genious"
"No, I'm sorry, you're an ass-wipe"

by cheesebread September 5, 2007

pump ass

A term coined by Static Noise Podcast member Matt Chinander. It means the same thing as kick ass. Another variation is "Thrust Butt", coined by fellow podcast member Alex.

Andres: What do you think of Let Yourself Go?
Matt: Very pump ass.

by THRUSTDABUTT July 30, 2012

Punk Ass

Someone who is lame and or scary, they get on your last nerve. they typically talk a lot of shit but never back it up

John: Ill beat you up!
Joey:Hit me then
John: nawww man next week I got to go home right now
Joey: your a Punk Ass

by BallOutTillFallOut September 2, 2013

Ass Seasoning

The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.

Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.

Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.

Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018