if you ask me

A redundant phrase attached to the end of a sentence. People who use this phrase have nothing more to say, it is simply there as a filler (or perhaps to make it sound more "authentic").

Guy 1: Hey, what's our new teacher like?
Guy 2: Pretty cool if you ask me

by Emoji Movie Was A Good Movie January 27, 2021

[You got the fo]

A phrase used when someone has just been busted out or told off.

Ashley: "I graduated from Ole Miss."
Sara: "No you didn't! You failed out, you liar!"
Zack: "Oooo Ashley! You got the fo!"

by Sara Caldwell January 25, 2009

you said doody

The word duty, usually defined as a task or obligation one must do, sounds very similar to the word doody, which is essentially a word for shit. So whenever someone says duty in a sentence, some will make you immature joke "Hehe, you said doody." This is an example of a double entendre and/or type of innuendo, similar to something like when someone says something is "Long and hard," you might laugh is response because your mind immediately thought of your dick. So instead of thinking of someones mission, your mind goes to someones poop. Immature as hell, but still funny.

ex. Mike: "I have jury duty next week." Hank: "Haha, you said doody."

Steve: "I must do this! It is my duty!" Ryan: "Hehe, you said doody,"

by StutheBru June 8, 2018

fuck you factor

When you drop everything and go on holiday for a time out

Fuck you factor is when things are going bad that you need a time out

by H001 December 23, 2014

I Hate You

Could mean that the person saying it to you actually really dislikes you or depending on your relationship with that person and what happened it could mean that they love you and care about you.

P1: I hate you! I wish you never existed!
(Scenario of the first definition)

(P2 did something stupid that could have hurt them)
P1: I hate you! You idiot..
(Scenario of the second definition)

by Sarah Pigeons March 18, 2021

you dropped something

when a friend tells his friend he dropped something in class

john : yo von you dropped something

von * bends over and picks it up *

*pounding*

teacher : JOHN NO FUCKING WHILE YOUR TESTS

by spiritual sway gazer gazer January 30, 2020

Why who are you?

Taken from Hebrew slang "as-is".
Usually used to indicate dislike of someone's attitude, intervention, way of behaving, etc.

Client: I don't like the bear in your
lovely restuarant.
Waitor: Why who are you?
What's your #@#$-ing problem?

by Jigal May 13, 2005