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Get the sex on the beach mug.When one gets quite excited during sex, it is acceptable to punch the other person, only because it is during sex.
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Eric used his sex clutch to hide his illegal "activities" from his parents who were completely clueless about his newly found lust
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Get the Recreational Sex mug.Bob rolled over to his beautiful girlfriend Jane and wanted to have sex first thing in the morning but Jane said no because she's not into hobo sex.
by Dingdongbell December 20, 2010
Get the Hobo Sex mug.A competition between guys for a bet which involves you go home to the wife, getting her in the sack and hit it doggy style. In the middle of the session, whilst still in the same position you call your wife/missus a different name to which she will hopefully react badly to.... and you job is to try and stay inserted! The winner of the competition is who can hang on to the wife the longest!
(can also try the harder version by calling the wife a blokes name, she'll buck like a good'un!)
(can also try the harder version by calling the wife a blokes name, she'll buck like a good'un!)
Rodeo sex:
<Adam>Fancy a good shagging then wife? I got an itch for it doggy style
<Jane>Go on then
~~sex~~
<Adam>oh yeah, oh yeah.... oh Sally your ass is sweet
<jane> What the fuck?!?! Who the cunt is Sally? get off me you shit.. (struggles to get away)
<Adam> counts the seconds
~~penetration is lost~~
<Adam>12 seconds, result!
(you may want to explain to the wife what has happened!)
<Adam>Fancy a good shagging then wife? I got an itch for it doggy style
<Jane>Go on then
~~sex~~
<Adam>oh yeah, oh yeah.... oh Sally your ass is sweet
<jane> What the fuck?!?! Who the cunt is Sally? get off me you shit.. (struggles to get away)
<Adam> counts the seconds
~~penetration is lost~~
<Adam>12 seconds, result!
(you may want to explain to the wife what has happened!)
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