A deceptively sweet opener used to soften the blow of a soul-crushing revelation. Usually followed by tea no one asked for but absolutely cannot ignore. Most commonly deployed by someone pretending to be friendly while emotionally shanking you with a glitter-covered dagger.
Used when:
• Someone’s about to drop gossip that will ruin your relationship.
• Your life is about to become a drama TikTok.
• The phrase “no offense” just isn’t strong enough to brace you.
Used when:
• Someone’s about to drop gossip that will ruin your relationship.
• Your life is about to become a drama TikTok.
• The phrase “no offense” just isn’t strong enough to brace you.
Hi girly pop, just wondering if you’re still with Aaron because he’s been reacting to my bikini pics with heart eyes…
Hi girly pop, you have a run in your leggings and I’ve been sleeping with your man two nights a week. K well, have a nice day! Xoxo
Hi girly pop, you have a run in your leggings and I’ve been sleeping with your man two nights a week. K well, have a nice day! Xoxo
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Dang, Jess got me fucked up from that pussy popping she was doing last night. when she shit in my mouth it felt so good
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