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The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.
Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.
by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015
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Poop

Poop is something that comes from your mouth. If you have to poop, you'll die in 2 minutes. LMAO
by Mayor naise August 13, 2017
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poop

Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types:
The Titanic poop:
A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.

The Giant poop:
A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
"I just took a poop today"
"Poop is brown, mushy, and sometimes looks like a banana."
by Zap1300 August 11, 2021
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poop juice

by thisisntfrost May 5, 2019
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Tasty Poop

When you like poop. There is mental die=sease and its start with c
Such Tasty Poop
by Bob IS Joe December 21, 2021
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Nesquik poops

It is a type of shit that is very hard to shit out and very small. It has his name because it looks like nesquik cereal
I hate it when I take nesquik poops
by Heta April 25, 2015
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Boot-poop

Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.
There’s poop on the living room floor. I’ll bet it’s boot-poop.
by Miss Toni Montana August 10, 2019
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