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Moses striking the rock

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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Steve Gorman Rocks

live night time radio for Classic Rock stations
He is now the host of Steve Gorman Rocks on Westwood One radio station affiliates and the morning-show co-host at KQRS-FM in Minneapolis.
by SPrice1980 May 21, 2023
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Cock rocks

A game thats played with friends that involves sliding poprocks candy into the urethra of the players and then having a circle jerk. the first one to nut will feel immense pain once the cum reaches the rocks and sets them off. The Last to survive wins.
by Vladcyka November 29, 2019
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Divergent Rock

1.)A Mixture and Blend Of all genres of rock, Not sticking to certain genre, subgenre label.
2.) Combination of every type of rock n roll.
3.) A new blend of rock n roll with a divergent sound and different outlook on the perspective of music.
4.) The freedom and ability of not having to stick to the same labeled style of music.
by nirithiam September 12, 2016
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Rock Island Rangler

A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.

To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.

Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.

John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?

Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!

The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”

Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.

Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.

Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.

There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
by I_pissed_my_pants_again March 14, 2024
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Red Army Rock

A Vikinglaw's Red Army member (usually Initiate-Conscript) that is a new player which has not good knowledge of the Military Simulator rules, or just want to mess around.
Yo, that Junior Conscript is a Red Army Rock he keeps Team Killing me!
I know right, we should report that Red Army Rock to a HR.
by minecraft epic gamer October 30, 2020
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Rocking Red V

Australian MILF and GIFL. Also known as Brendan’s mum.
by Bridget92 December 19, 2020
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