King Prick

The piece of poop that sticks to the toilet bowl after you flush.
Garry Owen, I'm all out of toilet paper and I just King Pricked the bowl.
by The Real King Idiot March 08, 2016
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King Nerd

A fan or super fan who can't wait to ruin an ending or plot points to show how much of a fan they are then others, these people think by telling you everything about a show, movie, book and so on that they are the #1 fan in the world and a leading expert on all things media and cutting edge
"This King Nerd thought it was a good idea to shout out the ending of the movie in the lobby then went on Facebook and made a post ruining the plot and surprise at the ending."
by think4asec October 19, 2021
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King dzl

A self produced rap artist from the dalles with a fucked up sense of humor and good music
by I heart bots November 06, 2019
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three kings syndrome

When you spend a morning shitting like a flock of starlings taking off.
Feck me that's the last time I drink there, I don't know what sue puts in her pipes but I haven't stopped shitting all morning.....ive got proper three kings syndrome today......How's your arse Jevii?
by The vorest avenger April 13, 2023
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king eater

One who only slobs on the knob of a higher ranking male. Dick eater.
She was known as a king eater.
by Kittyberry1124 August 24, 2017
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lonely king

p1:Hi do you know the new cg5 song?
p2:ya lonely king
by when you bottom text September 29, 2022
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