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John Updick

The act of sliding the male genitalia up the rectum of one or more students attempting to write an essay about the american author John Updike
"Hey did you finish the essay?"

"Yeah, but I was getting a John Updick the entire time"
by NiggerFaggot1234 July 11, 2017
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John K

When you fuck the living shit out of Steven Kyle Blake
Why did you just John K it?
by PraisebetoDexter1133 February 9, 2022
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The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House
by Armacham85 October 30, 2010
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John

John can be annoying sometimes but he is the sweetest, most honest, loyalist, caring, funniest, heartwarming, most unique, calmest, intelligent, adventurous, most talent, realist, and all in all the best person you could ever meet. Frankly even on his bad days you wouldn’t be able to tell because he’s always making people laugh and somewhat trying to spread positive vibes, his smile and his presence is enough to make the whole room light up he’s quite at first but once he gets used to everything he is a complete vibe.
“John is such an amazing person he’s always striving for the best and he inspires me, one day I want to be like him.”
by yamommaho May 20, 2022
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John Tobin

A very drip tastic man whos very enthusiastic, He provides god like abilities to life and will enhance you as a person by 10x. But do be aware he is going to go on his 15 (if thats alright)<--(no longer applies)
also the handkerchief is drippy
John Tobin is a very handsome and driptastic fella
by Charles Wilam Shirkling Wizard February 26, 2022
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John and aisling

Poeple called John and aisling should be together no matter what
John and aisling are madly in love
by I will be there at the same February 16, 2019
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John Alternator

Discoverer of the alternating series. Recognized for being one of the founding fathers of calculus and loved by all students, in particular those in 5th period BC.
Nick doesn’t know who john alternator is!

*dissapointment spreads across everyone’s face*
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