Fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl

Taken back by extreme shock or disbelief; or if you are in the same room as a baddie and both have no clothes on

*loses 1000 dollars on roulette*
You “fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl that sucks”

by Jaysteve12 January 23, 2026

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

by Robinhos April 25, 2015

Mr. Cowardice And Stupidity

Your average American adult male.

Mr. Cowardice And Stupidity didnt go into the school to stop the shooter for 1 hour and 14 minutes

by Murder Me February 24, 2024

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!

"Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?": a phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"

"ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] June 4, 2013

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla And All Involved In The United States Of America Is A Coward NAavy Blue Ghastly

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla And All Involved In The United States Of America Is A Coward NAavy Blue Ghastly

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla And All Involved In The United States Of America Is A Coward NAavy Blue Ghastly

by ZiberiaGetOutOfLifevisu April 8, 2025