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eight ball

n

by 1940s

A chronically unfortunate and ineffective person.

loser, sad sack
What an eight ball this guy is.
by Rolf Klischewski February 11, 2004
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licks balls

This slang phrase originated in the North of England, and literally means 'rocks'. From the latin 'kicks ass'....
Guns'N'Roses lick balls....
Hazza does not lick balls
by H.Monkey November 3, 2004
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Sofa Balls

When an obese man has a very small penis and large balls (usually larger or cancerous). And the tiny pecker sits on upon the sofa of balls paling in comparison to the balls. Possibly with a cocacola and some potato chips.
Alex has sofa balls.

That pecker is sitting on some sofa balls.

I dont know why your mad john. Your small penis sits luxuriously on those sofa balls.
by kittwinder April 13, 2010
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Cotton Balls

Term originating in response to pictures seen on the website facebook.com which very commonly contain college-age white kids of a very boring nature, all of whom are identically dressed (solid color t-shrit featuring school name, jeans, ponytails on girls) and participating in identical activities (drinking from red dixie cups, posing in front of landmarks while traveling).

The analogy between facebook suburbanites and cotton balls is drawn because both are white, come in large numbers, are all nearly exact replicas of each other, are fairly featureless and lacking definition, but are usually soft and pleasant, though boring, to be around.
Randy: "So how was that party at the dormitory last night? Did you meet any interesting individuals?"

Jeff: "Nope. We just drank pabst blue ribbon tall-boys, wore clothing from Hollister, quoted our favorite illegally downloaded movies, refused to agree on which "indy" band was the best, and then later we watched Family Guy dvds. It was a whole bunch of cotton balls"

Randy: "Trés lame"
by Stubbly January 28, 2008
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schweaty balls

a comdition that occurs most frequently in the scheaty summertime, a thick, slimy coating refered to as "duck butter" clings to your ball sack profusely.

Note: condition aggravated by wearing schweat pants and may lead to visable stains on office furniture
Damn! Look at that chair.. the person who sits there must have schweaty balls..
by Schweaty March 1, 2004
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lips on balls

The position one is found in after suffering a fatality incured by finally reaching.
Dude, my aunt found my cousin lips on balls no sheezy.
by batman December 12, 2002
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gay balls

1. used to describe something as stupid, annoying, or gay
2. also, any adjective used with the word balls after it has instantly enhanced and exaggerated meaning
This weekend was gay balls.
This weekend was hella gay balls.
On the contrary, this weekend was tight balls.
That was fucked up balls!
by Mindi August 18, 2006
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