hand biscuit

When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm

While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.

by Handbiscuit February 22, 2023

Cold hands

Being rusty or having a bad day when playing sports or video games.

"My aim is off because I have cold hands"

by 0hcard October 1, 2022

Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018

Heritage Hand

In video chat forum classes, when ypu use "rqise your hand" tool, but then forget to "unraise" the hand, you are left with a Heritage Hand icon on your screen...an old hand symbol that is out of date.

Teacher: Is that you with another question?
Student: Oops, that's just a heritage hand, sorry.

by MegaHuge September 8, 2021

Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by anonymous June 8, 2022

hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"

I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!

by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025

Dr. Pepper Hand

A sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish to have sex.

1.) Damn, she's using her Dr. Pepper Hand by laying her finger in her taco!
2.) This guy is awful lonely by sitting in his room, drinking his Dr. Pepper, and then using his Dr. Pepper Hand by flogging his dong.

by Amazonia Linux January 10, 2024