how to become potato and rise to new life

1. Grab a potato
2. Cut it up and place it all over your body
3. say the ancient potato ritual
transcend into the potato lands

Some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.

by thatonesexymotherfucker October 7, 2016

please sign in to vote and post new definitions

when urbandictionary.com make u sign in

I hate this website it keeps saying "please sign in to vote and post new definitions."

by orblooc June 27, 2018

stop acting brand new

Acting like u were never fake

Stop acting brand new you liar

by Clap1234 May 16, 2016

Good times new roman

An exclamation of enjoyment. Get it? Like good times, but it's also a font.

Timothy: I just bought Red Dead Redemption

Lucas: That sounds like good times new roman.

by Whip-it Fiend November 29, 2011

New England Clam Patty

New England Clam Patty is when a dude shits on a girls vagina aka clam and then ejaculates all over it.

"Yo, I gave this hot chick a New England Clam Patty last night. It was sick."

by CrystalMeth1020 February 25, 2009

i brought clay for our new home

A way to remember the 7 diatomics of the Perodic Table

Iodine
Bromine
Chlorine
Florine
Oxygen
Nitrogen
Hydrogen

I got a chem test next. What are the diatomics.

i brought clay for our new home

thanks

by kaboom2020 February 17, 2010

have you seen my new wristwatch

When you are sitting at a table eating with some boring friends, you pull your balls out of the side of your shorts, put your wrist on your thigh, put your balls on top of your wrist, and say to your friends "hey, have you seen my new wristwatch?" Your friends then look and see your balls on your wrist.

Dude, did you see the new episode of Grey's Anatomy? No, but have you seen my new wristwatch?

by Stagmen November 30, 2016