John

A total lame dummy who thinks hes smart and funny. (Usually has anger problems too.)
Avoid at all costs.

"Ugh, quit being such a John."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

Getting Johnned

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.

Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.

by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025

otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him

he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john

by john245boss March 1, 2019

John Glen Bonura II

Muscular homosexual hunk who is very touchy

Yo stop touching me youre being John Glen Bonura II

by Jean Porque June 5, 2025

John summerhase

this person is a locksmith and a meme, he is also kjnhbgfdsfgtyhujikoijhuygtfrdesawesdrtfgyhuji

the John summerhase is gay.

by SCP-729-J January 21, 2020

John

A John is a person who is very annoying and a person who always complains about something to someone. He is also very gay and always steals the chances you or your friend get.

Perhaps there is a John in your class who is the like this you can use it as
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!

by Cryptic7509 November 15, 2022

John’s Dictionary

The coolest person in the world so he has a dictionary

Violenter doesn’t exist in John’s dictionary

by Killa 678 February 14, 2021