Big flap jack facts

Big facts, something that is very true.

Damn my boy stijn is spitting big flap jack facts.

by Lokeend June 22, 2021

Ur Uncle Jack a Necrophiliac

Worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur Uncle Jack a Necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*

by Nick Dimeson May 05, 2018

The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern

V.- When ones Masturbates while taking a shit.

I did "The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern" in the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Tommynof March 01, 2012

double jack n coke

When you get a handjob from two hookers while doing cocaine

Bill's wife was about to go down on him, but he said, "nah, I'd rather have a double jack n coke instead."

by Open Thy Garage Porn October 04, 2014

jack me off faggot

used when someone brags about something or says somehitng that makes them sound like a comlete dousche.

I got a 95 on my final. Jack me off faggot.

by deke December 18, 2003

jack ass of all trades

a person who thinks he knows it all and is not swayed by the facts.

Regardless of the truth, Larry is a jack ass of all trades.

by Larry Johnson October 18, 2007

The dirty lumber jack

The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"

Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.

Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!

Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.

by Topherman420 May 18, 2009